Alaric Kinslayer (Dustin)
Alexander Nightwalker (Jimmy)
Cyric the Black (Jason)
Alexander – Conflicted Gamekeeper, Positive Gamekeeper
Cyric - Positive Hierophant
Alaric – Masa Kiri,
Cyric - Nightmare and the Skeleton Crew, (Manager)
Alexander – Macho Monster, (Technician)
Thaddius Fizzlebum, chairman and organizer. Always pushing for the next big score, loves to be in the ring and be a part of the show.
Chip Dash, announcer. A bit by the numbers, a little nasal, but a great announcer.
Montar, referee. A beholder who plays by the rules but pays too much attention to the crowd.
Halfling Announcer table = Spanish Announcer table
Biff Spropspraggle, Gnomish Announcer
Bartholemew Longhauser, Elven News Network
Uglack Waglock, "broadcast for orc"
Masa Kiri vs War Dancer (Masa wins)
Macho Monster and Nightmare vs T-Flex and Gelatinous Dude (Gelatinous/T-Flex win by DQ)
The W.A.L.L. vs The Armory, FULL THUNDERDOME (Hardcore and Cage) WALL wins
1st Match Masa Kiri wins easily.
2nd Match Macho Monster and Nightmare win after Nightmare flips the booking.
Commercial – Bartholemew's Old Fashioned Marmalade "The Slimiest! It jiggles in your mouth."
Commercial – Old Bay Seasoning "Lots of explosions, lots of taste!"
3rd and Final Match ("Bare Naked Banshees") – Floppy dragon dildos, stop signs, melted Dude, Fizzlebum choke slammed, tower shield charges, and the WALL wins and announces retirement.
Alaric gets the Mask of Snips, Alexander gets Tower Power Shield, Cyric gets Magic Chains.
From here, time moves forward. Every level involved one or more epic quests in service of the icons as detailed below.
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Full Heal Ups